tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41609593722067918232024-02-07T14:34:09.928-08:00A Man walked into a bar...........Blogger at The Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02593481840736065698noreply@blogger.comBlogger114125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160959372206791823.post-57814427417377147172013-09-07T23:53:00.002-07:002013-09-07T23:53:49.333-07:00FinOver the past couple of months, I have started and left unfinished three or four blog updates.<br />
I think that as previously mentioned what we experience now is "similar" to what has gone before or is not suitable for posting on the blog.<br />
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This has therefore brought me to the decision that I should close the blog, or at least suspend it indefinitely <br />
I hope you have enjoyed reading it, I have enjoyed the writing<br />
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and of course the Bar the man walked into is still open 6 days a week!!<br />
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<br />Blogger at The Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02593481840736065698noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160959372206791823.post-20572430731653079612013-07-18T02:29:00.001-07:002013-07-18T02:44:44.976-07:00French Life, Posting PoohI have thought long and hard as to how to tell this story. ( see, first line and I have made a subtle excuse for not updating the blog more often) <br />
As a man of a certain age here in France, the French health service wishes to check that amongst other things that I have nothing in my bowels that I shouldn't have ( not that they say what is and isn't acceptable!)<br />
There is a picture opportunity here but I am not going to lower myself!<br />
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The means of doing this is that they send you a letter together with a box of tricks. I ignored the first one as I felt that I wasn't up to the task but then nothing if not persistent they sent me another one.<br />
Now how do I put this delicately?<br />
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I was to do a collection of droppings, three times in a row and send them back to them in the post.<br />
I have many times though that my postbox was full of shite but I had never been asked to add to this before.<br />
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I plucked up the courage to start the process and opened the kit. This contains 3 what look like hammocks but a bit smaller and for collecting rather than reposing. Then there were three cardboard spades, the use of which you can guess, and finally a piece of card with three windows on which to spread the goodies.<br />
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And then the time came, I spread my hammock making sure they stuck to the sides, sat down,set my aim and fired. Not sure what we would have done had we had the squatter type WC so favoured in France. Then came a little spade work and a spreadsheet unlike any I have used in the past. <br />
Three times on the trots ( sorry!) I hit the bullseye and then with the card complete to a yell of BINGO, I proceeded to seal the contents, waited until after dark and popped to the post box with my letter hoping nobody would see what I was posting .<br />
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I can only imagine the scene, and perhaps smell, at the other end as hundreds of samples arrive daily from all over France. Let's hope they never have a postal strike especially in warm times.<br />
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Thankfully about 10 days later a further letter arrived telling me that I was clear<br />
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headaches all roundBlogger at The Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02593481840736065698noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160959372206791823.post-67555932689546786112013-02-14T00:49:00.000-08:002013-02-15T09:22:27.465-08:002013I haven't written anything on the blog for ages and I have been asked why not. Is it because nothing happens? Is it because things happen but are not suitable for telling the world or is it just you're a lazy sod and can't be bothered.<br />
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Well I guess it's some and some. It is said that as you get older either in age or experience, time seems to go quicker as you experience less new things. As they say, been there done that. So as we have now been at the bar for a couple of years, we do have less new experiences which are worthy of writing about.<br />
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And yes things do happen that can't be put on the blog, perhaps I will write a book when I retire. I have some great stories, the 75 year old lady telling us about the singles club, two ladies discussing a change of career ......to prostitution!!! and many more.<br />
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And yes, thirdly, I am a lazy sod!<br />
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We have just returned from our annual holidays, always taken in January to fit in with our partners. The fish and chip van takes a break in January and February and our quizzes are once a month so we had "window of opportunity" for two or three weeks break.<br />
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It was lovely that so many of our regulars made a special trip to the bar in the few days before we went away, to wish us a "bonne vacance"<br />
It seems people locally enjoy the atmosphere of the bar.<br />
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Sadly whilst we were away one of our French regulars passed away. He was here just about every day and was well known both in the village and to our British customers. He is most probably in Heaven now, nursing a €1 glass of chilled red wine and grunting " parlez francais" to all around regardless of nationality.<br />
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One last thing, it has been commented that there is a continuing theme of ladies and toilets on the blog, well just to set the record straight......<br />
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<br />Blogger at The Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02593481840736065698noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160959372206791823.post-9838593118117531762012-12-10T01:54:00.000-08:002012-12-10T01:54:01.131-08:00The Good LifeOne of the things that Brits commonly do on arriving in France is buy chickens. Like Tom and Barbara in The Good Life, self sufficiency means your own eggs and as previously mentioned space in the garden is normally not an issue.<br />
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Friends of ours in the village wanted to own chickens but also return fairly frequently to the UK. Whilst they have a pet passport for their dog ( and a facebook page, would you believe) it was not felt it was viable to take 6 hens on holiday. (Ken did say he would happily go on holiday with 6 chicks but was firmly overridden)<br />
Their answer was to ask the owners of the local bar if they would be stand in keepers when they were away. This would mean opening the hen house at night, feeding them, watering them, locking them in at night and the occasional shovelling of shite, in exchange for all the eggs during the time of surrogacy and surplus eggs for the rest of the year<br />
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So with their owners back in the UK for Christmas, we are currently on Chicken Duty. The house is a couple of kilometers from the bar and J and I each take a turn. I do the morning opening ( for those of you that know us this is easily explained) and J does the locking up at nightfall. The last couple of days have been cold but dry so I have walked up to the house. Their food is there in the barn but I have to carry a large bottle of water with me as the water is turned off at the house.<br />
I arrive with one very cold hand from carrying the bottle, get their food and go to the pen which contains their locked hen house. You have to let them out of the house first, having made sure the pen is secure, extract the water container and food tray from the "aromatic" house, take them outside and fill them with the jug of food and the bottle of water. Simple you say but the chickens want to get in on the act. <br />
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The first day I managed to lose half of the water as the container lid wasn't tight enough ( think tupperware, filled upside down, lid clipped on and then turned back the right way and the water drips down into a tray).<br />
I realised this was my fault and so the next day I went through the same procedure, on the way collecting a couple of warm fresh laid eggs, which I put in my jacket pocket, but this time rested the water container in the wooden bedding area so that it was supported whilst I filled it and I could use two hands to ensure the top was securely clipped.<br />
All was going well until the chickens decided they wanted a drink, all 6 came back into the house and 4 jumped onto the water container knocking it over and spilling the lot. Bloody things I thought, don't they know there is no other water!!. Cursing I thought I would have to go home and get more water for the ungrateful buggers but as I walked away I saw a water butt. That will do nicely, so I returned to the pen,got the water container, filled it from the butt soaking myself as I did so but saved having to return.<br />
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By this time I was cold from the walk, wet from the butt, my fleece was dripping yolk and my ipod, sharing the pocket was a sticky mess.<br />
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So chickens take this as a warning. Do not jump me again or I will change my menu. Instead of omelette it will say free range chicken!!<br />
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<br />Blogger at The Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02593481840736065698noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160959372206791823.post-66146961461012749592012-12-03T00:22:00.000-08:002012-12-03T00:22:10.776-08:00Customer ContactIn all my years in retail, I cannot remember a customer with the same "complaint" as we had this weekend<br />
This is a copy of the email we received<br />
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<span style="color: #000066; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif";">Hi Jeanne and Ian, </span></div>
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<span style="color: #000066; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif";">hanks for a good lunch today, the cerf was great, very tender. </span></div>
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<span style="color: #000066; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif";">However, we think you undercharged us, you gave us some change from 40€.
(We had cerf, 2 desserts, a carafe of house wine and 2 petit cafe, ) </span></div>
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<span style="color: #000066; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif";">Think we didn't pay
for pre lunch drinks, a double expresso and a small beer. </span></div>
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<span style="color: #000066; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif";">Please let us
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<span style="color: #000066; font-family: "Tahoma","sans-serif";">Kind regards,
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Blogger at The Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02593481840736065698noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160959372206791823.post-47074793832041642732012-11-16T07:01:00.003-08:002012-11-16T07:01:24.841-08:00French Life The SupermarketI am assuming when I write this that most of the readers ( if you are still reading) know the set up of the united kingdom's supermarkets. Sweeping all before them, creating thousands of jobs, albeit 4 hours a week ones, killing high streets and choking all competition they control the UK retail sector.<br />
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They are however competitive, customer focused ( well they say they are) and you know that a Tesco in Inverness will be broadly similar to a Tesco in London.<br />
They open often 24 hours a day, 7 days a week and to be fair are normally superbly efficient.<br />
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But France isn't the same, the majority of supermarkets are franchised and this leads to differences even from town to town.<br />
In nearby Civray we have 5 supermarkets, Intermarche, Super U and three discounters Lidl, Leader Price and Netto.<br />
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They all open at 9am and, how quaint, three of.them shut for lunch at 12.30 for an hour and a half. All are closed by 19.30. Super U is open from 9 until 12.30 on a Sunday but the rest are shut.<br />
Queueing at the tills is expected, don't be suprised if there are only two or three tills open and 8 or 10 people in each queue. Don't be suprised if the cashier gets up and walks round the shop to get a barcode or a price if a product wont scan, or if another cashier comes along, float in hand but goes to each working cashier first to give them a kiss before starting work.<br />
One of our customers, annoyed at being in the queue asked why there weren't more tills open. The reply was<br />
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They all have promotional material delivered door to door by the postman every Monday. This is normally a booklet or a flyer with their offers for the week. They must have had lessons from the DFS or MFI marketing teams as they are often misleading. A page will be headed 50% off but actually only one of the products showing is half price.<br />
Also half price doesn't normally mean that you pay half price at the till. For those that shop occasionally in France it must be confusing.<br />
Intermarche have a fidelity card which is credited with the discount after you have paid full price. This discount can be spent on another day by telling the cashier you wish to spend your credit. ( Leclerc and Auchan also use this method)<br />
Carrefour have a fidelity card which money is added to and then a voucher is sent through the post at intervals so that you can spend in store.<br />
Netto have different prices for the same product depending on how many you buy.<br />
Leader Price send out a voucher each week which can be used for discount on a certain minimum purchase<br />
Lidl have normal offers, plus offers specific to Saturdays, and other just for Monday and Tuesdays<br />
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The pitfalls are two fold, one, the product you buy must be the same as in the flyer. Just because the coffee you pick up is the same brand, same pack size etc etc , if it doesn't match the picture eg with Prix Choc printed in the corner, it may or may not be the same price.<br />
Secondly the offers are normally limited so you can only buy 3 a day in Intermarche, 5 in a promotion in Auchan, 13 in Leclerc etc etc. Customers do not always pick up on this as they are paying full price for their goods on the day and perhaps don't check the amount of credit added to their account. Buying a dozen bottles of half price wine isn't so good when only 3 go through at the discounted price.<br />
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Stores also use a Bon D'achat , where the discount is added to a voucher to be spent within a certain period of time.<br />
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So there are pitfalls to shopping in France and you have to be a bit of a mathematician to work out the best price and not be in a hurry, but they do have great range.<br />
The fish counter in Intermarche in Civray would put just about any fish display in a UK supermarket to shame.<br />
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The butcheries have a much wider choice, plenty of duck, horse and different poultry as well as beef, lamb pork and chicken.<br />
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Plus there is no internet shopping for food so the aisles are not full of staff shopping and no mobility scooters,<br />
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<br />Blogger at The Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02593481840736065698noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160959372206791823.post-20927169796422673602012-11-03T12:48:00.001-07:002012-11-03T12:48:36.551-07:00Ann RayI don't normally do requests but hello to Ann Ray!!<br />
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see you when you are next in the pig styBlogger at The Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02593481840736065698noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160959372206791823.post-64976126802019355812012-10-30T03:30:00.001-07:002012-10-30T03:30:18.905-07:00Business UniformRegretfully on Monday 29th October, I had to revert from shorts to jeans<br />
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a sad, sad dayBlogger at The Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02593481840736065698noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160959372206791823.post-81998515505469966602012-10-10T13:08:00.000-07:002012-10-10T13:08:03.442-07:00Lunch MondayLes the Fun Guy has been bringing us presents again. This time it was <i style="background-color: white; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.200000762939453px;"><b>Laetiporus</b></i><span style="background-color: white; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.200000762939453px;"> or as it is commonly known, Chicken of the Woods.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19.200000762939453px;">Thanks Les, we look forward to your return to France next year with your book of edible fungi.</span>Blogger at The Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02593481840736065698noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160959372206791823.post-42888317741531164272012-09-09T13:00:00.003-07:002012-09-09T13:00:55.982-07:00Inspired to writeToday we had a performing poet in the bar. He was here at the invite of Accents Bilingual Association to perform to English speaking children of all ages.<br />Dave Mason is a poet, author and specialist English teacher whose speciality is inspiring youngsters to have a go and write, to read and to enjoy words in all formats.<br />
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you can see David in action here with his classic. Poo on your shoes!! <a href="http://inspiretowrite.co.uk/music-video.aspx">http://inspiretowrite.co.uk/music-video.aspx</a><br />
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and the afternoon worked, as you can see I was "inspired to write"Blogger at The Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02593481840736065698noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160959372206791823.post-34815485069688136182012-08-25T08:30:00.000-07:002012-08-25T08:30:15.237-07:00France Life. Annual HolidaysThe French take their holidays in July and August, but imagine my suprise when I visited the local market on Tuesday to find that 2 of the three cafe bars in the centre of town were closed for annual holiday.<br />
The market in Civray was buzzing, lots of thirsty people in 30 degree heat, especially the holidaymakers who flock to the town on market day.<br />
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Why would you run a business and close it down at the busiest time of year? <br />
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One of the joys of arriving in France was that my mobile phone could be placed in a drawer never to see the light again. This was after having spent years being permanently on call, thousands of miles spent on car journeys trying to concentrate on the road whilst engaged in conference calls or other business calls. I used to plan my journeys so that time wasn't wasted just driving and I would sit with a list of calls to make on the passenger seat.<br />
But that was "work" and perhaps a necessary evil. What I fail to understand is why mobiles and mobile computers / games stations have become a must have at all times accessory for those that are too young or too old to work, or whose work doesn't require contact when they are not there.<br />
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You have all seen it, the plane lands and the noise of the engines closing down is drowned by the sound of phones starting up, just in case!. Just in case of what? Are these people so important that they cant spend an hour on a plane without being in contact with ??? <br />
"we've just landed" "just collecting our bags" " off to the coach / car/ bus now" If it is so important that someone somewhere knows all this shite, perhaps they should be there with you.<br />
It may suprise you but if someone is waiting for you at an airport, there are screens that tell them the plane has landed, there is only ever one door out after customs and at some stage you and they will meet without a running commentary as to when this might be!<br />
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In the bar, telephone signals are sporadic to say the least but so what. People sit with mobiles on the table just in case, perhaps waiting for the text that tells them how much calls are in France?,<br />
And if it rings, etiquette seems to be that the machine takes preference over food, over the conversation they were having or anything else. " Somebody wants me!!!!! I must be ever available!!" <br />
Why? You are on holiday, what is so important? <br />
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Last week I watched a young lad eat a complete meal without looking at the plate once. He was looking at his signal less phone, not a word to his parents or his grandparents that had treated him to the meal.<br />
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even small kids who are too young to have mobiles ( although I am sure in a couple of years kids will get a phone as soon as they can say a dozen word), have the portables DS machines to play with. Like a DVD they may keep kiddie quiet but at what future cost?<br />
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If we are not careful we will have a generation whose only communication is via text or phone. They are already showing signs of losing speech and returning to grunting<br />
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We have now run the bar for 2 years and do not regret the decision at all. It wont make us rich, it is often very hard work and long hours but it is very rewarding.<br />
There are thousands of people sitting at their computers every night scanning property sites in France with a dream of living the quieter life in places like the Vienne. Whilst in our case, redundancy was the trigger, my advice to anybody thinking of a move such as ours would be, just do it.<br />
Yes it's a risk, but so is crossing the road<br />
You don't get a second chance but you do get lots of time to regret.<br />
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In honour of our anniversary, googlemaps changed their web site for us!<br />
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Coincidently the "velos", our first ever food customers are back in Brehus on holiday and they cycled over to the bar again yesterday to have a cool beer or two on the terrace. Thank you Velos and thanks to all our regular customers, albeit daily, weekly monthly or anually for your continued support.<br />
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We set out to have a community bar, where people can eat, drink, meet others and get information. We open 70 hours a week at least throughout the year. We believe we have added to the community in the village and for the local expats. We are open today 11-22. do call in!<br />
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Yesterday also was the first day in France for Rosie and Richard, who have left the UK full time to life in the metropolis that is Champniers. For readers of the "Tout" series, in the house that was owned by the Railway Girls. Rosie has started a blog which can be read here <span style="background-color: #dddddd; color: #582995; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 17px; text-align: justify;">www.rosie-en-france.blogspot.co.uk</span>Blogger at The Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02593481840736065698noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160959372206791823.post-12209023187467531182012-07-06T01:24:00.003-07:002012-07-06T01:27:26.249-07:00post no 100 !! La Fête de la Musique<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Welcome to the 100th blog entry. </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #343434; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; text-align: justify;">Champniers has never had an event in the past as Civray the local "big" town has a large event in the town square. However this year, a new inhabitant M Belot requested of the mayor if he could hold an event in the village. This was agreed but was to take place on Friday 22nd rather than compete with Civray.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #343434; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; text-align: justify;">Whilst the intention was excellent, the marketing left a little to be desired as posters appeared saying there was an event but neglecting to say what type of music. We attempted to advertise the event in the bar and on our newsletter although we had to be vague as we we unsure suprise was in store for the evening.</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #343434; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Amateurish, yes, poorly marketed, yes, but this is a village of 350 people and it was offered free of charge by Patrice Belot for the people of the village. Would it happen in the UK? I don't think so.</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; color: #343434; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">So thank you Patrice, thanks to the village and thanks to the people who came and made it such an enjoyable night.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">If we have time and if the customer actually wants an answer to the question they ask, we have a computer available but .............</span></div>
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I had not heard of the name they were requesting so asked for the A4 sheet they were using for directions along with their sat nav.<br />
As readers of previous blogs will guess they had directed themselves to the wrong Champniers. The 3 ladies and 2 children found themselves at midnight in the Vienne and not in Charente, some 80 kms away.<br />
Surprisingly they found it quite amusing, more so I guess than the guest house owner when they finally turned up<br />
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<br />Blogger at The Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02593481840736065698noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160959372206791823.post-58232518137666993022012-06-06T23:35:00.001-07:002012-06-06T23:35:38.413-07:00It's a small worldI am constantly amazed as to the links that we find with other people<br />
Considering the relatively small number of Brits in the area it is incredible how closely some of them have in the past.<br />
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<li>A couple who had never been the bar before walked in, and the lady recognised another diner. It seems that one worked in a small village store in Cornwall 20 odd years ago and the other used to be a customer.</li>
<li>Two people whose houses almost backed onto each other as youngsters recognised by an unusual surname.</li>
<li>Robert, who like me visited Stamford Bridge ( or should it be pilgimaged to) and used the same cafe in the Kings Road for a pre match meal.</li>
<li>A local couple and a holiday house owner who lived in the same road in Wales but never met there.</li>
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But then last week a couple came in, new to the bar. We got chatting, how long have you been in France? Where are you from in the UK? Herne Bay was the answer. I said that I also came from Herne Bay and when we talked further we had once lived 10 doors apart. However their son, owns the very house that I lived in with my parents as a teenager. </div>
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As you know we are a country that has produced the Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Pink Floyd, David Bowie, Robbie Williams to name but a few but cannot find a "cracking tune" to appeal to our European neighbours.<br />
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As each of the 26 countries did their stuff, the girls were looking and listening out for their events. The bar was full of shouts of "key change" "pyro" and the like as points were added to individual score sheets.</div>
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<li>Englebert looked plastic </li>
<li>Israel has joined Europe</li>
<li>A Swedish Kate Bush won</li>
<li>Spain entered but didn't want to win as they would have to host in 2013 and haven't the money</li>
<li>Russia had six grannies singing and baking biscuits</li>
<li>One country had a boat made out of people clothes</li>
<li>Jedwood need to be humanely put down for their own and the world's good</li>
<li>There was a little political voting but not much. For example Croatia gave its top 3 scores to Serbia, Bosnia and Macedonia.</li>
<li>Graham Norton managed to predict most countries scoring</li>
<li>The winner got 372 points, England and France came fairly close with 12 and 21 respectively.</li>
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<br />Blogger at The Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02593481840736065698noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160959372206791823.post-20559369489543769832012-05-03T00:41:00.001-07:002012-05-03T00:41:09.018-07:00DannyDanny an occasional visitor to the bar passed away last week. He was 38.<br />
RIPBlogger at The Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02593481840736065698noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160959372206791823.post-27326422034230260232012-04-17T07:20:00.002-07:002012-04-17T07:26:03.715-07:00The ElectionThe Presidential Election in France is this Sunday with the second round in two weeks time. It is said that in the first round the french vote with their hearts and in the second round with their wallets.<br />
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In every village there are the statutory 10 boards in place for each party to attach their quickly defaced posters.<br />
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Election cards have been sent to all voters. ( A note on this, the mayor's secretary posts her letters in the postbox on the front of the bar. In this she posted J's election card, which was collected, sent to the area sorting office, put in a postman's van and delivered back to where it was posted from!!)<br />
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So the choice is Sarkosy if Snow White will release him for another term in office<br />
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I can't believe that the french will vote for Hollande, they still haven't forgiven Germany for running their country in the 40'sBlogger at The Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02593481840736065698noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160959372206791823.post-25039818962988358012012-04-06T06:24:00.002-07:002012-04-06T07:56:57.806-07:00French Life: PostcodesI<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">n the UK postcodes are very specific. Our last house in Lower Stondon had a postcode that covered 40 houses, but in France it is not quite as easy.</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">We live in 86400, the postcode based around Civray. It is well over 100 sq kms and is 20km x 17kms at its peak. There are 11 towns and villages in 86400 and approx 9000 people.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">But their headaches don't end there. There are the hamlets. (hameau) <span style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><span class="">A </span></span><b style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><span class="">hamlet</span></b><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><span class=""> </span></span><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><span class=""> is a group of dwellings in </span></span><a class="mw-redirect" href="http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milieu_rural" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: none; background-origin: initial; color: #0b0080; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; text-decoration: none;" title="Rural"><span class="">rural areas</span></a><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><span class=""> , generally too small to be considered a village</span></span><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><span class=""> , and with no </span></span><a href="http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89glise_(%C3%A9difice)" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: none; background-origin: initial; color: #0b0080; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; text-decoration: none;" title="Church (building)"><span class="">church</span></a><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><span class=""> . </span><span class="">The basic element is very often a </span></span><a href="http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferme_(agriculture)" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: none; background-origin: initial; color: #0b0080; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px; text-decoration: none;" title="Farm (agriculture)"><span class="">farm</span></a><span style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"><span class=""> .(wiki.fr)</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 19px;">So if a Jean Smeeth lived in Somewhere a hamlet of Champniers, the address would be Lieu dit Somewhere, 86400 Champniers. Good luck to the DHL man I say!!! Where do they start? </span><br />
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Young people move out to the towns, the elderly die and houses become empty. The inheritance laws mean the property normally has multiple owners and all must agree before it can be put on the market. Whilst this takes place the houses fall into disrepair and move from "needs updating" to "needing renovation".<br />
And this of course is just what the Brits like. Over here you can buy a barn with more land than you will ever need for €50-€60k. Houses are available for half of this, ( the one below is currently for sale for €20,000<br />
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But they need major surgery and in most cases the people who are buying have at best a little knowledge of first aid.<br />
A move to France especially for retirement is an opportunity to change your life and renovation certainly changes your life!<br />
One lady customer of the bar summed it up perfectly " In work I changed from a typewriter to a word processor to a computer, now in retirement I have changed to a cement mixer"<br />
But the allure is easy to understand. In the UK we have small houses for big money. In our area you can buy a house with 5 or 6 bedrooms, 2 or 3 bathrooms, authentic fireplaces, beams etc with a barn for a garden shed and perhaps an acre or two for the price of a 2 up 2 down in the South East.<br />
The size of the plot has little impact on the price of the house so the Brits buy big.<br />
We hear stories of pensioners living in mansions wrapped up in layers of jumpers as the house whilst big and no doubt beautifully finished is just too big to heat. They pray for the spring to warm the house but fear the growth in the gardens that are so big they can't deal with them.<br />
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And it's not only wrecks that get renovated. Fully habitable houses get the works as well. French houses often have GRENIERS, large roof spaces or attics.<br />
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You have to admire the renovators, they will not make fortunes selling on, they work day in day out in all weathers to get their house as they want it. They have to learn new trades and figure out French electrics, French plumbing and fosses. They become disciples of the god Bricomarche, but that's for another time.</div>
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<br />Blogger at The Cafehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02593481840736065698noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4160959372206791823.post-12478496552997198132012-03-11T00:11:00.001-08:002012-03-11T11:16:28.732-07:00Good to be backWe are back in Champniers. Our holiday to the other side of the world to see son number 1 married is over and we are back in our routine. We will be open 12 hours a day six days a week until we next take a break, most probably in Jan 2013<br />
The ice and snow we left has gone and the days are much more spring like, coldish nights but lovely clear days and warm if you can get in the sun. The trees outside have been pollarded during our break and the terrace will soon be ready for eating outside<br />
We have survived a second winter. We have again managed to avoid a day with no customers, albeit only just on a couple of occasions !!<br />
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We reopened last Monday with the return of the Fish and Chip van after their winter break. Nothing like starting with a bang, the jet lag had to be forgotten as the car park filled with the local expats renewing their love of cod and chips with sarsons vinegar.<br />
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<li>Despite me emailing my blog to the owner of the Wanganui Italian, he has failed to respond, He is no doubt too busy selling parmeasan</li>
<li>Red Wine man was in the bar earlier in the week and again went to the urinal. There were a number of people in the bar who had read the blog and knew the problem and as he left the room vocal der der der der ( the sound of a siren!!) sounded and we held our breath in anticipation. We hadn't needed too, once more the lower urinal worked its magic and the floor remained dry</li>
<li>I mentioned that Christmas was simple here, However one simple thing they lack is knowing when to take the decorations down, Just about every village still has a couple of santas still climbing ropes!</li>
<li>The new MFI is apparently going the same way as the old one. Consultants unpaid and good people dismissed...what a shame</li>
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